One of the funniest forwards I got in an email in a LONG time. Thought some of you might enjoy it as well.


A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and
even left his watch. What they did take was
"generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder.." (That at
least is the way the police described it.) A spokesman for the Fort
Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine and they'd
probably thought they'd hit the big time."

Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
"Please return the cremated remains of my
sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's
doorstep. The cardboard box was there, also and about half of Gertrude's
ashes remained. And there was this note.

It said : "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have
a nice day."